Wine for longevity

After reading about that study finding that people who drink little-or-none are outlived by people who drink rather a lot, who are further outlived by those who drink 1-3 drinks daily, I decided that I wanted to compound my genetic legacy of longevity by adding red wine to my diet. Tonight I brought home six bottles of red wine and one bottle of Riesling, plus a six-pack of gluten-free beer.

To your health!

(Though I guess I should make sure my liver works well enough to handle the increased load...)